also could the world quit telling bisexual people that theyre pansexual okay if a person identifies as bisexual theyre fuckin bisexual, if a person identifies as pansexual then theyre fuckin pansexual youre not the fuckin orientation police 


Captain, you are most definitely a bottom.

So we have a discussion about how much I hate love poetry. How much I loathe it, how uncomfortable it makes me to have it written for me. So what does he do? He writes me a goddamn poem. I didn’t know whether to slug him or kiss him.

On that cheery note, my three favourite songs right now are all Glee covers.

Paradise by the Dashboard Lights
I Love It
A Thousand Years

I’m going to lose my mind soon. No worries.

The fact that I’m too old to post song lyrics as my status on Facebook greatly disappoints me. I’m going to move my music appreciation to Tumblr because why the hell not. This blog is already a disaster area. 

Do you think the general rule of the cells in your body is that you do the job your parents did? You go into the family business? And cancer cells are just the cells that don’t want to do the job they were born into so they rebel?


10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning


"pansexual means ur attracted to the person not their gender uwu"

damn. you caught me. the shady bisexual. exclusively attracted to gender. i dont give a shit about your personality. just show me your gender and i’ll fuck that.



if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex

3:02 AM and this fucking lyric looks like fucking nietzsche

stare into the abyss and the abyss will call you maybe

I wish you were in this room with me right now. I wish I could put my arms around you. I wish I could touch you.
Her, (2013)